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I've spent some time collecting bits of wit and wisdom and gave up on trying to organize it in any logical way. Feel free to send me additions. I will try to give you credit for your contribution or at least not claim it to be mine.
Enjoy.
College Entrance Essay. One student gives the reasons he ought to be admitted to college.
This previously undocumented similarities in the lives of Jesus and Elvis .
Getting older? Check out these Signs You've Been Out of College Too Long.
More bad jokes. This time in the form of questions and answers.
Steve Carpenter provides these Points to Ponder.
These are great. You've probably seen thosee "inspirational" posters found in many offices today? You know, "Teamwork" "Achievement" etc. Well, here are some others. Losing, Stupidity, Agony, and Failure. Yes, they can be downloaded and printed. Have fun, but don't lose your job.
More of these great posters. Mediocracy.
The real story behind God's creation of pets.
Each generation develops their own style of language. Here are a fewpearls from the Generation X's Office Lingo.
Here are some facts.... stuff you really need to know.
A little story about a bear, a lawyer and a Czech.
Bart Simpson writes on the blackboard during the start of most every
episode of The Simpsons. Here's much of what he has written.
Famous quotes from Norm Peterson of Cheers!
Speaking of Norms, check out Norm the Accountant and his dealings with new techology.
If you thought you had a really bad day, checkout these stories.
Seattle's rain is often not a joking matter. Here, however, it is.
A few funny ways to suggest someone isn't exactly bright.
Here are more signs - these are found in America.
Winners of the Worst Analogy Contest.
Real questions used in court by lawyers. Real stoopid questions, that
is. These were a lot funnier before I became an attorney.
Tips on how to win arguments.
We've all read silly hardware instructions but these are
some of the worst.
These are *real* titles of country and western songs.
"It wasn't my fault," or explanations drivers have given
for accidents.
Unintentionally revealing political quotes.
Twinkie Failure Testing will make you ask, "Is it really food?"
Rita Rudner's 50 Facts About Men.
English language signs in foreign countries are sometimes great reading.
Real ads...... although probably not written by professionals.
Memorable questions and answers from jobapplicants during interviews.
50 Fun Things to do in an Elevator. And we thought accountants were boring.
The wonderful inconsistencies of the English language.
Wet blankets through history.... or how not to scoff at an idea.
School excuses. Written by parents.
A hodgepodge of humorous sayings. And, of course, some really bad jokes....most courtesy of the
Dead Runners Society.
This page was last modified December 24, 2004 and needs a lot more work.
