MEMORABLE JOB INTERVIEWS

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> > Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest

> > corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience

> > interviewing prospective employees:

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> > a job applicant challenged the interviewer to arm wrestle.

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> > Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the

> > interviewer and the music at the same time.

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> > Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.

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> > Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a

> > hamburger and french fies in the interviewers office.

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> > Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the

> > interviewer.

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> > Candidate said he never finished high school because he was

> > kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.

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> > Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few

> > minutes later wearing a headpiece.

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> > Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by

> > having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.

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> > Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice

> > on how to answer specific interview questions.

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> > Candidate brought large dog to interview.

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> > Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed

> > standing up.

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> > Candidate dozed off during interview.

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> > The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions

> > that have been asked by job candidates:

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> > "what is it that you people do at this company?"

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> > "What is the company motto?"

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> > "Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"

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> > "What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?"

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> > "Why do you want references?"

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> > "Do I have to dress for the next interview?"

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> > "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

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> > "Will the company move my rock collection from California to

> > maryland?"

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> > "Will the company pay to relocate my horse?"

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> > "Does your health insurance cover pets?"

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> > "Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"

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> > "Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"

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> > "Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?"

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> > "Why am I here?"

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> > Also included are a number of unusual statement made by candidates

> > during the interview process:

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> > I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement.

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> > At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or

> > shocking.

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> > I feel uneasy indoors.

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> > Sometimes I feel like smashing things.

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> > Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.

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> > I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington.

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> > I get excited very easily.

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> > Once a week, I usually feel hot all over.

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> > I am fascinated by fire.

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> > I like tall women.

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> > Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex.

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> > People are always watching me.

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> > If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back.

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> > Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct.

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> > I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.

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> > I never get hungry.

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> > I know who is responsible for most of my troubles

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> > If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.

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> > I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on

> > me.

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> > My legs are really hairy.