Norm is an accountant
Norm has always liked electronic gadgets.
Norm is always looking for ways to make his professional practice more effective, efficient, productive and profitable.
A while back Norm was explaining to me how his cel phone was enabling him to make his time so much more efficient.
It seems that he would return calls form his car since his travel time which was otherwise downtime could not be put to profitable use
Norm was ecstatic over how much more efficient his time now was.
Well, ... apparently the other day one of Norm's friends phoned him up and got his answering machine. The message on the machine said: "Hi, this is Norm. I'm in right now. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm out."
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