MORE SAYINGS.....many of them geeky

If they call it tourist season, why can't you shoot them?

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Do witches run spell checkers?

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.

A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."

Last Modified: December 18, 1995