FOREIGN SIGNS

Here are some hilarious signs posted in English in foreign countries. They are all confirmed and true...

BELGIUM :

In Hotels : "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please do not read this notis." "You are invited to take advantage of our chambermaid."

BUKAREST :

"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time, we regret that you will be unbearable."

SWITZERLAND:

"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."

GERMANY :

Campsite : "It is strictly forbidden that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in one tent, unless they are married for that purpose."

CZECHOSLOVAKIA :

Prague : "Take one of our horsedriven tours - we guarantee no miscarriage."

COPENHAGEN :

Flight Company: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."

ROME :

Washing Mall:"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

HONG KONG :

Supermarket :"For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self- service."

RHODOS :

Tailor : "Order our summer suite. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."

TOKYO :

Car Rental : "When paddenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."

ROME :

Doctor : " Specialist in women and other diseases."