A few ants short of a picnic.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his/her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Soloflex, brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He/she fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way
down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his/her dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his/her brain bill.
His/her sewing machine's out of thread.
Her/his antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His/her belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he/she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his/her remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
His/her Slinky is kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
In the pinball game of life, his/her flippers are a little further apart
than most.
See what happens when cousins marry!?!
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Couldn't find his butt with both hands in a house full of mirrors.
He's past the expiration date on the milk carton.
Last modified: May 14, 1996